Hello, My name is ____ I help everyone out here on the (local) water utility. We are just doing a quick survey of homeowners in this area.

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    So that's exactly why we're here. We can help with the ____. What we're doing for you guys right now is a free 30-minute water test. We test your water right at the sink and give you instant results. We can show you where these problems are coming from and what you can do about them. I have availability on _(check setmore)_ does that work for you?